genoshaisforlovers:

My grandfather called to wish me a happy birthday

And he told me once again how he and my grandmother think I’ll be so happy when I die so I can walk in heaven

If you ever wonder why disabled people get murdered by their family and friends so often remember this: If constant sitting is enough to make grandparents pray for the death of their grandchild imagine if they knew of any of the real struggles we deal with.

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(Source: stand-up-comic-gifs)

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givemeinternet:

The closer to the end the more satisfying it gets…

givemeinternet:

The closer to the end the more satisfying it gets…

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I get the impression they run this place and know it.

I get the impression they run this place and know it.

(Source: babygirlkorrinn)

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ikaricrossinglines:

thehealthyhusky:

Why I hate going on Facebook.

the thing that upsets me most here is that quite a few of these sample replies show profile photos of children. These people are raising families and kids. And for those fathers with daughters,I wonder how amusing they would find it if they knew there was at least a 1 in 4 chance of their own child being sexually assaulted or raped in her own lifetime.

A real funny joke there, dads.

I’ll probably end up adopting some day.. and if/when I do I’m so fucking tempted to have all sons, to make sure they’re raised knowing how wrong this shit is.

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a-sweet-cereal-killer:

hardknockstrokes:

The guys hooked me up with a good looking pineapple for prom. I “sedjuiced” him later

I regret nothing

And that’s how I ended my senior year

Lesson: Never be ashamed to go alone

OH MY GOD

If I had ever attended a prom I don’t think any date would have been half this good.

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"

Gentlemen. This is what rape culture is like:

Imagine you have a Rolex watch. Nice fancy Rolex, you bought it because you like the way it looks and you wanted to treat yourself. And then you get beaten and mugged and your Rolex is stolen. So you go to the police. Only, instead of investigating the crime, the police want to know why you were wearing a Rolex instead of a regular watch. Have you ever given a Rolex to anyone else? Is it possible you wanted to be mugged? Why didn’t you wear long sleeves to cover up the Rolex if you didn’t want to be mugged?

And then after that, everywhere you go, there are constant jokes about stealing your Rolex. People you don’t even know whistle at your Rolex and make jokes about cutting your hand off to get it. The media doesn’t help either; it portrays people who wear Rolexes as flamboyant assholes who secretly just want someone to come along and take that Rolex off their hands. When damn, all you wanted was to wear a nice watch without getting harassed for it. When you complain that you are starting to feel unsafe, people laugh you off and say that you are too uptight. Never mind you got violently attacked for the crime of wearing a friggin time piece.

Imagining all that? It sucks, doesn’t it.

Now imagine you could never take the Rolex off.

"

-The Wretched of the Earth: On Rape Culture  (via housewifeswag)
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3 weeks ago

Con Artist

animalsbeingdicks:

Bird unties man's shoe to steal his food - AnimalsBeingDicks.com

You see Frank, it’s all about the art of misdirection. 

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frenchoverture:

Those two comments made my day.

(Source: haydnberg)

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MY GRANDPA WANTED TO BE AN ARTIST

honerablerosemary:

BUT HE HAD 7 KIDS AND A WIFE TO FEED SO HE ENDED UP OWNING A GROCERY STORE AFTER SERVING IN WW2

TODAY MY DAD WAS CLEANING THE HOUSE AND FOUND SOME PENCIL DRAWINGS THAT MY GRANDPA DID AND ASKED IF I WANTED TO HAVE THEM AND I

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CAN WE JUST LOOK AT THIS

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MY BAD WEBCAM PICTURES DON’T EVEN DO THEM JUSTICE LIKE LOOK AT THESE

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MY GRANDPA NEVER BECAME A FAMOUS ARTIST

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BUT I WANT TO MAKE HIM KNOWN

Grandpa, goddamn..

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